by ChatterBox Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:43 pm
Okay, I know I'm completely changing this subject but I now know how Doofenshmirtz feels when he gets slapped in the face with Perry's incredibly awesome platypus tail. Here's my dreadful story (Rated R for Retarded):
Alright, so we have a really cool touch screen computer (I hate it though) and my cat Highchair wanted some attention from me and I wasn’t petting her. So, she took matters into her own... err... paws and jumped up on the computer desk and still I wasn’t giving her any love (seriously, she just gets hair all over the place when you pet her) and then she walks in between me and the computer (remember, the screen is like a giant Nintendo DS) and starts rubbing herself on the screen (which she knows I hate because usually she messes something up). So, I, being the person who doesn't think before they speak or anything for that matter, tried to pick her up and pull her away and she jumped out of my arms back on to the computer desk. Then she decided maybe she ought to leave, but
nooooo , not without causing me some sort of physical harm.
So when she jumps off the desk she slaps me up side the face with her tail and it made me stumble backwards a few steps because 1. It hurt, and 2. She's heavy and she practically threw herself at me. I started cracking up laughing because it was funny but then I started crying (while still laughing, pain can't even stop me from cracking up, and they weren't tears from laughing too hard I can tell you that) and I was left at the computer rather dazed and confused by all the emotions and sort of stood there for a little while still trying to figure exactly what happened and trying to get over the pain I felt (it seriously hurt).
I always do something like that when I get hurt. I laugh because it was kind of fun and hilarious like when I fell off the porch when I was three into a bush. My back was all bruised up and I remember it hurting a lot but it was kind of funny.
Also, I usually don't cry and that was probably the first time in a year and a half when I could’ve broken my foot into several different pieces (the x-rays were unclear) and even they day did so I tried to keep playing (it sure hurt though).
Fin
And that's my long, sometimes wandering off-topic, horrible story.
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