Corrupt-A-Wish!

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This is a fun one that I have played on other forums; we'll see if it gains ground here. Simply make a wish... and watch it go places you never intended!

Example:

" I wish I lived in the tri-state area."

"Granted! You now live between Indiana, Kentucky, and Ohio. Have fun in Cincinatti!"

Do we all understand? Let's begin the madness!

I wish I didn't have to go to Spainsh tomorrow.

Aw, man. That'd be sooooo awesome. I would hate you, too actaully. And my Wii is letting me use regular YouTube now! It started to after I posted my wish. Ironic.

I wish the voice actors from Phineas and Ferb would be in the Disney Channel New Year Star Showdown.

Is that too much to ask?! Just 1 person would be fine, too! Hopefully Alyson Stoner will be there. I know Mitchel Musso's gonna be there, but he gets more credit for Hannah Montana. I wonder if Ashley Tisdale will be there... doubt it.

Granted! But as soon as they go on, your power goes out for the rest of the night, and so does everyone else's nearby you.

I wish platypuses (platypeople?) replaced dogs as the primary house pets of the real world. I'd build kind of an indoor pool section for him to swim in, and I'd name him Ezekiel Lovemuffin.

Granted! But now you can never find Ezekiel Lovemuffin, BTW where is Ezekiel Lovemuffin?

I wish I hadn't been grounded for 2 months and totally unaloowed on my computer so all P&F fans forgot about me!

Granted! Now it's been raised to 2 years. Now, when you get back on, people will say "Ferbelle? Who's Ferbelle? I have never heard of Ferbelle." Aw, so sad.

I wish on Christmas Day that there would be a live platypus under our tree with a bow on top of it as a present from Disney!

Granted! But, sadly, platypode are illegal to keep as pets in your state and the ASPCA takes him away. Bad planning on Disney's part if you ask me.

I wish Norm was under my Christmas tree.

Granted! There's a nice lovely platypus under your tree. And it's my little Ezekiel Lovemuffin (OH COME ON DISNEY DON'T TAKE MY PLATYPUS)...although Disney gave him a terminal disease for some odd reason. But before he dies, he kicks you in the face, and the poison spurs paralyze you. Merry Christmas!

...wow. That was a little overboard.

...okay, new post since I started this, but whatever. Norm wakes up and destroys your house, family, you, and then the tri-state area. All because you wanted a freaking giant robot man for Christmas.

I wish I wasn't such a jackass of a genie.

Granted! Now you're just an ass. Too bad!

I wish we had this class in school that is all about platypuses!

There was this kid who made a platypus out of clay for their science project. The bill looked like a vaccuum cleaner.

Granted... but the major class project involves dissecting a dead one.

I wish I didn't have four connecting fights in my Mexico vacation this January.

Granted! Now you have double that amount.

I wish cartoons ruled the world!

Granted... but Cosmo the Fairy is president. The universe will disentegrate into ash before sundown. On the bright side, Phineas declared 365 days of summer vacation for everyone.

I wish I had mayonaise for my chicken sandwich.

Granted; but due to an unknown allergy to a a substance in your may-on-naise, you lose complete control of your left elbow for the rest of the the and are unable to properly enjoy your sandwich as you should have been able to do.

Well, that is pretty predictable for Cosmo to do. And I would worship Phineas if he did that!

ChatterBox, you forgot a wish and your signature should say "Perry Christmas to all and to all a good morning! =D"

I wish I had the Phineas and Ferb Nintendo DS game that my friend is torturing me with cuz she got it for her birthday.

Granted! You play it, but it's a gigantic letdown. Just like most other licensed games.

I wish I had a perfect looking (and nonlethal) Perry tattoo on my back. In full color.

granted now the the issue is that the world is utterly too nice and everybody gets sick of all the eceptance.

I wish my computer wasn't so stupid!

Granted! But now it's smart enough to come to life and kill you, your friends, and your family. Eventually, the world. Nice one!

I wish today was Christmas Eve so I could open 1 present of my choice. Which would be Perry of course! I finally took him out of the wrapping paper to see what he fully looks like. Adorable! But then I wrapped him back up in a different wrapping paper that was identical to the other one. Clever!

(whoa no way ! I do the 1 gift thing too) granted, but you soon find out that it wasn't perry it was socks

I wish I could create a portal to the second dimenion, ditch my family and go hang out with Phineas and Ferb!

Granted! But then your family came to that dimension and took you back, only to destroy the portal to it when you're outside of it. Then you get sent to juvie.

I wish my friend, Gaby's cell phone was on so I can ask her what time her fricken psrty was! Gosh! She won't answer her home phone either.

granted but now she tells you to stop calling her because she thinks you are a stalker

I wish it was snowing

Granted! But then a snowstorm blew your house down so now you have to live in an igloo for 40 years cuz they snow never went away, thus killing Global Warming and setting your town into a new Ice Age and then sabertooth tigers come back to eat you.

I wish my mom's Christmas present didn't take up half of the tree space. It's a huge office chair and it's half as tall and wide as the tree!

Granted now it takes up all the tree space

I wish americans would stop saying Canadians live in igloos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted! But now, (because everyone knows there's got to be one culture sereotyped), all the Yugoslavians now believe the Canadians live in igloos. Alright!

I wish I knew why my mom got my a stuffed llama for Christmas...

granted, you will never be the same again...

I wish time could stop when ever i wanted it to and everyone would freeze except me

Grantd; too bad you don't know how to unfreeze it! Good luck living the next sixty five years or so alone!

I wish I my computer's speakers would malfunction and stop working.

Granted! Then they burst into flames and burn down your house when your asleep, burning all of your most prized posessions and organs. You could still probably donate your body to science.

I wish my family would stop watching that old show "Emergency!" and watch something recent for a while. I would even make an acception to SpongeBob since my family loves it.