Corrupt-A-Wish!

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This is a fun one that I have played on other forums; we'll see if it gains ground here. Simply make a wish... and watch it go places you never intended!

Example:

" I wish I lived in the tri-state area."

"Granted! You now live between Indiana, Kentucky, and Ohio. Have fun in Cincinatti!"

Do we all understand? Let's begin the madness!

I wish I didn't have to go to Spainsh tomorrow.

I wish my computer wasn't being so slow.

I wish Roy42 would remember to add wishes.

Granted! Now that he remembers to put wishes, he forgets to grant wishes, thus, killing the thread.

I wish I could see in the dark, so I could see what I'm typing without having to get up from the laptop, walk a whole 5 feet, and turn on the light that's too bright for me to use.

I wish I wasn't so stupid!

I wish I actually had 104 days of summer vacation like PaF do.

Granted! But now, you have 261 days of school. 262 on leap years. No weekends, no holidays, no anything. Nice going, champ.

I wish I was still in Florida, living it up in the nice hot sun.

Congrats, you now have to deal with the sound of loud, enthusiastic shrieking coming from a certain fourteen year old in Central Florida every time a new PaF episode airs. Good luck.

I wish

Oh, but what is a wish, but a hope, a bilnd faith, a shallow promise? (I've spent too much time in Philosophy).

I wish I had time to give my review of all these new episodes.

Granted..people stop putting "UPDATE!" but they also stop updating all together!

I wish for something interesting to happen which doesn't involve me in any horrible/nasty/horridly amusing way

Granted! You're friend is so comfortable swimming in the water, that she adds more fluid in it.... GET OUT. FAST.

I wish my cousin would just admit that the girl he was hanging out with at the fall dance is his girlfriend.

Granted! Your face has just beome the new, permanenet design for the Google homepage... and everyone hates it!

I wish I could watch Disney XD in the UK so I could see all theese crazy new epsisodes.

Granted! Now you live in the UK forever and have to pay even extra for Disney XD. Have fun being poor in London!

I wish deviantART would process my drawings faster.

Wish Granted, your pictures are uploaded so fast your computer becomes overwhelmed, heats up, and then refuses to work for you.

I wish I had Perry The Platypus's DeviantART account name so I can stalk her, too. (not like STALK you, I'z just playin', but still, I'd like to see your STUFFS.)

Granted! My DeviantART name is Linds12, but if there's such thing as killing stalkers, I'll use it on you. (Just kidding!)

I wish Dad would just watch 1 PaF episode. JUST 1!!! I mean, Mom loves it, but Dad has never seen 1! He loves the songs but hasn't seen the show. Ridiculous.

Granted. He watches it, hates it, and bans you from ever watching it again. So sad.

I wish I actually had money to buy my friends and family Christmas gifts, instead of having to handmake presents.

I wish I was one of the new student leaders in my youth group.