Corrupt-A-Wish!

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This is a fun one that I have played on other forums; we'll see if it gains ground here. Simply make a wish... and watch it go places you never intended!

Example:

" I wish I lived in the tri-state area."

"Granted! You now live between Indiana, Kentucky, and Ohio. Have fun in Cincinatti!"

Do we all understand? Let's begin the madness!

I wish I didn't have to go to Spainsh tomorrow.

Granted! The dip didn't spill all over the blanket [But grape juice did!]
I wish you luck getting that stain out!

I wish I could skip to Wednesday, the day after the math test.

Granted! But like on Animal Crossing, you time traveled and that caused all of your friends, family, and neighbors to move away, leaving you to be sued by NASA for stealing their time traveling plans.

Your invisible wish was granted on the planet mars Crowfeather because it seems to be missing

I wish I wasn't so forgetful all of the time.

Granted! You remember every little thing that comes across you! This includes all the bad, sad, and embarrassing moments you encounter, that you would like to forget.

I wish Miley Cyrus would disappear and never come back.

I can corrupt it. Kind of.

Granted! But now the remaining Miley Cyrus fans come to your house to kill you. And after doing so, they bring her back to life (how..?) and she's back for 4 more seasons of Hannah Montana, also broadcasted in the hellish place you end up in in the afterlife.

Curse me for forgetting a wish!

Here's one: I wish my stupid cable would turn back on! Damn you, black screen! I'm missing American Idol!

Granted! You now are going to lose four weeks.

I wish I had a life-size statue of Perry, Phineas, and Ferb doing a disco dance.

Granted!

But the statues are very wobbly and the Ferb one is right by your bed. So one night you are sleeping and the statue crushes you, bringing an instant death.

I wish my schedule was not so booked.

Granted! Now you have nothing to do so the only thing you're able to do is eat chips and watch "The Young and the Restless" repeats until your 3rd heart attack.

I wish Spring Break would last another week. (or month..)

Granted! Spring Break will last until May! But because of the extra-long spring break, your school will make you go to school until late July studying math and having tests every two days. Enjoy!

I wish I was popular.

Granted! Everybody knows your name and they talk about you all the time... but not in a good way!

I wish I had a different theology teacher.

He's even worse then the last one.

I wish someone would Review my P & F fic at Fanfiction.net

I don't know what that means but i'm pretty sure you just bashed my work

I wish I was taller

Granted! You are so tall you can not fit into any buildings. You, therefore, have to live on your own, away from family and friends. Due to your tall height, they are aslo scared of you.

I wish teachers would stop giving us tests already! [Come on, we have twenty-one school days left!]