Corrupt-A-Wish!

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This is a fun one that I have played on other forums; we'll see if it gains ground here. Simply make a wish... and watch it go places you never intended!

Example:

" I wish I lived in the tri-state area."

"Granted! You now live between Indiana, Kentucky, and Ohio. Have fun in Cincinatti!"

Do we all understand? Let's begin the madness!

I wish I didn't have to go to Spainsh tomorrow.

I wish I was one of the new student leaders in my youth group.

Granted! But now they start pelting you with fruits and strange items that they purchased off of eBay. What luck.

I wish we didn't have a science test tomorrow because I barely know the answers cause I was absent the day they took notes and never got them written down.

Maybe I'll do that in teen living...

Granted! Your school will be hit by a terrible tornado and you will have no test tommorow.

I wish I could eat a lot of ice cream sundaes with chocolate fudge on them

Granted! But afterwards, you gain 10 pounds- and you can't lose them. Enjoy your new figure!

I wish there were more hours in the day so I have more time to relax.

Granted! Now the night will only last for 6 hours everyday.

I wish the all of the leaves can pile themselves so I don't have to rake them.

I wish people voted for at least 1 Perry/Doof song for the Cliptastic Countdown.

granted, now people hate you because their fav songs didn't make it

I wish my bff jenny liked P&F too

jenny wishes I liked Ouran high school host club

Granted! But she likes it so much that she takes every TV in the world for herself so she can watch the episodes over and over and over and over... I wouldn't be surprised if she had to get eye-surgery.

I wish Ty would please take a chill pill. He had a sugary drink in teen living this morning and literally became a maniac. He had a crazy laugh... and then started hitting Rachel, Brandon, and me under the table.

Wish Granted! Ty has now sucsessfully gulped down a chill pill! Too bad because after the most recent scientific tests, they have discovered chill pills cause enornomous urge to eat anything beef flavoured (or not...) in sight. Congradulations!

*side note* I know it was bad and all, but I tried! *side note*

I wish that whoever has Thr3e checked out immiediatley turns the book back in so I can finally indulge myself in more villainious hawtness.

Granted! Only now you find out that all the pages with this so called 'villainious hawtness' have been torn out/have something of a suspicious color poured all over it, making it unreadable. So sad.

I wish that my teachers wouldn't make us wait out in the freezing cold until 7:35 every morning.

Okay, you win, Roy. It doesn't get corrupted. But in an unrelated event, your hard drive does. Good luck getting all of that data back, buddy.

I wish there was a class in school where we'd all just watch an episode of Phineas and Ferb and share our thoughts everyday.

Wow, burn.

I wish school would be out tomorrow due to the prediction of snow.

I know it's the last day before Christmas Vacation (gonna watch the PaF Christmas special everyday), but I just don't wanna finish my math test.

I wish I hadn't gotten rammed in the face so many times at basketball today.

I wish I could find a good download of the first season of Phineas and Ferb that isn't completely pitch shifted.

Granted! Now it's picture shifted. Aww, too bad.

I wish Kacy (JeremyCreek from the PaF wiki) didn't make the Ferb/Gretchen pairing cuz it makes shipping wars and makes me bang my head against the wall in frustration.

Huh-zaah!Kacy (JeremyCreek from the PaF wiki) is now shipping a whole assortment of senseless/delicious pairings; FerbxCandace, FerbxNorm, FerbxLawrencexReginald (son, father, grandfather, by the way)and many more classics. Congratulations on bringing forth the destruction of the rabid fangirls!

*side note* Heh, credit goes to CV on the last for making me want to parody one of her earliest corruptions *side note*

I wish, I wish with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.

I wish I didn't have to use the crappy YouTube XL on the Wii just to watch videos when on the regular YouTube, I can't watch videos, but I can go to channels.

[Dragon Tales FTW, Chatterbox!]

Granted! But, shortly thereafter, your Wii falls into a swirling cauldron of doom that suddenly appears in your living room. At least swirling pits look pretty dang awesome.

I wish I didn't lose my phone so my dad wouldn't replace it with a $10 prepaid peice of crap.

Okay, granted. You didn't lose your phone. That would be nice, except you just fell in a river with the phone in your pocket. Not lost, but now it's broken. Now, your dad is going to replace it with a $5 prepaid phone. Enjoy!

I wish Ferb woud exist in real life, be my age, and be my best friend.