Corrupt-A-Wish!

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This is a fun one that I have played on other forums; we'll see if it gains ground here. Simply make a wish... and watch it go places you never intended!

Example:

" I wish I lived in the tri-state area."

"Granted! You now live between Indiana, Kentucky, and Ohio. Have fun in Cincinatti!"

Do we all understand? Let's begin the madness!

I wish I didn't have to go to Spainsh tomorrow.

Granted! Millions of eloquent novels burst forth on FanFiction.net. They're so eloquent, in fact, that they become actual published works... and then the next generation writes even worse fanfics based on those fanfics.

I ban Roy42 because I'm old and still don't know what to do with my life.

Oh never seen this before...so I will try...

Um..you ban Roy..um..okay wish granted Roy has been banned but also everybody else has in the process too.



I wish for a platypus plushie

Granted! But you accidentally drop it into a vat of lava, and the last thing you hear is a heartwrenching "GLRLRLRLRLRLRL" before it falls to its death, forcing you into a terrible platypus-related depression.

I wish I had a DVD of every episode of Rocko's Modern Life.

*Ooops... I thought I was in the other thread when I made that post. That's embarassing.*

Granted, Fraggable! You lock yourself in the basement until every last episode has been viewed... and emerge several years later and find that you have no job, no friends and no life. Great decision!

I wish my best friend wasn't crying.

Granted! I've just sent a SWAT team to gun him down to death. That'll shut him up.

I wish I could grow an awesome beard and become the world's greatest TV infomercial pitchman.

Granted.......you now have the talent of the late Billy Mays.

I wish I did not have to drive to work, and just teleport there.

Granted! You have instantly become a wizard with an Apparation liscense (ask Livy what that is). Too bad you spilt yourself down the middle trying to perform the magic. Have fun at St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries!

I wish my hair was longer and less curly.

Granted: you're completely self-sufficient, but now other people are going all parasitic on you.

I wish I wouldn't cough every time I tried to talk.

Granted! You now get punched in the face every time you try to talk. Ouch.

I wish that I knew what I was gonna do tomorrow.

I wish I remembered to post more often. I mean, I registered almost 2 months ago and this is only my second post

Wish Granted...you post so much that you are addicted to the site and can't prize yourself away from it XD

I wish..not to wish XD

Granted! Now wishing has been blocked from your life and memory, meaning that you never wished not to wish, so your original wish is now obselete.

I wish I could think of a better wish than, "I wish I could think of a better wish than, "I wish I could think of a better wish than, "I wish I could think of a better wish than, "I wish I could think of a better wish than, "I wish I could think of a better wish than, "I wish I could think of a better wish than, "I wish I could think of a better wish than, "I wish I could think of a better wish than, "I wish I could think of a better wish than...

Granted! You thought of a better wish, but you wasted your original wish with that one you just made.

I wish I could find the colors I need to finish my Ferb drawing.

Granted! You find the colors, but you forget how to draw Ferb.

I wish that I could think of a wish.

Wish granted but now that you have used up your wish on wishing for knwing what to wish for you don't have the opportunity to wish for it until I make my wish! Ahaha!

I wish my cat, Rosa, wasn't so stupid.

Wish granted: You spent 4 hours last night watching it.

I wish Roy wouldn't have posted right before I finished a post involving corrupting Chatterbox's wish with Canadians.

Wish granted you now cannot finsh posting a message without thinking about corrupting something.


I wish wishes would make good things happen XD

Granted: every good thing in the world just got The Happening. Good look finding a cure.

I wish the llama in Laughingcheese's sig wouldn't be so UGLY

Wish granted the Lama tries plastic surgery..but fails suing you by sending you millions of emails of his picture XD


I wish for better eyesight!

Granted! With the power of lenses two feet thick jutting off your face, you now have all but X-ray vision! Have fun with school pictures!

I wish I had a home-cooked meal from scratch waiting for me at home.

wish granted, now go eat your Liver and peanut butter sandwitch.

I wish Ferb was my boyfriend

Congradulations, you an Ferb are an offical couple! Turns out... Ferb just so happened to be so into his new bikini tiggertine made for him, he refused to take it off even while the two of you were parading through the mall together. *sniffle* You make such a cute couple...

I wish Perry wiuld keep his dirty paws off my Doofy; I believe we should share him... especially with me!

Wish granted! You're now about to have the creepiest three-way-date since every controversy having to do with The Brady Bunch.

I wish they made a whole season-box-set with extras for PaF. It would be ever so delightful...