Corrupt-A-Wish!

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This is a fun one that I have played on other forums; we'll see if it gains ground here. Simply make a wish... and watch it go places you never intended!

Example:

" I wish I lived in the tri-state area."

"Granted! You now live between Indiana, Kentucky, and Ohio. Have fun in Cincinatti!"

Do we all understand? Let's begin the madness!

I wish I didn't have to go to Spainsh tomorrow.

Granted! But is it too comfortable...?

I wish I could never get hand cramps from typing too much.

No, I don't have carpal tunnel or however it is you spell it! I think that's right...

Granted! You continue to type and the bones and muscles are slowly destroyed in your hand because you don't feel the pain of cramping. Your hands are completely debilitated.

I wish I had more time to just relax instead of running around between classes, work, homework, group projects, field placements...

Granted! You now have time to relax as often as you want to, but you begin to neglect your schoolwork and end up flunking out of school. To make money, you have to work full time at a crappy convenience store. Enjoy your life!

I wish my cold would go away.

Granted! Now you have Swine flu!

I wish I was skinnier.

Granted! You decide to have Liposuction.. and end up with gigantic black bruises all over your stomach.

I wish my roomates weren't so loud and didn't watch Tyra when Phineas and Ferb is on.

Granted, only now they listen to Hannah Montana at top volume when Phineas and Ferb is on. Ouch.

I wish it would stop raining every day.

Well, since Roy didn't put up a wish, I'll start it.

I wish YouTube would work on my crappy laptop.

BTW: Not that it doesn't, it's just if I'm trying to watch a new episode of Phineas and Ferb, all I can do is listen to it a little and the video will get stuck. Now all I can watch are songs with lyrics in description and the video being, like a picture or something.

Granted! You can now watch YouTube without any problems with picture and sound.

I wish all of the leaves would hurry up and fall from the trees already.

Granted! now it's snowing.

I wish I could type faster.

Granted! Only now you type so fast, your fingers literally fall off. Whoops.

I wish my dog wouldn't chew up everything she got near.

Granted! Now he chews up anything withing a ten-mile radius as well as things within close proximity.

I wish I didn't use such obfuscating language.

Granted! now you can't talk at all.

I wish my parents were nicer

Granted! Your parents are so nice, that you go insane from all the niceness.

I wish I had more time to spend on the chat.

Granted! You've been expelled from school for unknown reasons. You have all the time in the world to chat, but good luck finding a job someday!

I wish Roy would care more about the well-being of this post (ie he currently doesn't care if it dies).

Granted! Roy cares so much that you soon get annoyed by his caring-ness and commit suicide! Have fun in Limbo!

I wish there were more songs on the Phineas and Ferb Soundtrack.

BTW: I happen to have to soundtrack and it rocks!

I wish thet my friend could come over to my house today

Granted! She came to tell you she hates you and is breaking your friendship. The only reason she's there is to give you back all the stuff you 2 shared together, including your shrunken head!

I wish there was an "Everybody Hates Chris" marathon on today.

BTW: The only reason I watched that show in the first place was to see Vincent Martella- (Our very own Phineas Flynn!)

Perry The Platypus wrote:
BTW: The only reason I watched that show in the first place was to see Vincent Martella- (Our very own Phineas Flynn!)

Same with me!

Anyways, granted! There is an Everybody Hates Chris marathon on, but before you can watch it, you are tied down and forced to watch a Hannah Montana marathon. *shudder*

I wish I didn't have a lisp when I talked (curse you, retainer!).

I wish it wasn't snowwing here

=poof= Your father gets promoted to a new job requiring the move to the Sahara Desert, and you never get to see the beauty of snow covered coniferous trees again!

I wish we hadn't tried crossing a rather wide (and deep) river bed on a fallen tree trunk (funny story... as frightening as walking on the log sounds, it feels a whole lot better, no pain!)

Granted! Instead of taking the log, you crossed the river, eventually getting swept away by the current and soon falling to your doom down a waterfall that led to a bunch of pointy rocks and alligators.

I wish the stupid plane flying above my house would be quieter so I could hear "The Chronicles of Meap".