Corrupt-A-Wish!

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This is a fun one that I have played on other forums; we'll see if it gains ground here. Simply make a wish... and watch it go places you never intended!

Example:

" I wish I lived in the tri-state area."

"Granted! You now live between Indiana, Kentucky, and Ohio. Have fun in Cincinatti!"

Do we all understand? Let's begin the madness!

I wish I didn't have to go to Spainsh tomorrow.

Wish granted! You're now about to have the creepiest three-way-date since every controversy having to do with The Brady Bunch.

I wish they made a whole season-box-set with extras for PaF. It would be ever so delightful...

Wish granted!! A whole season box set is made but since you want extra you have to buy two of the same dvd

I wish I could make a better looking doofy doll

Granted! I have coerced Disney to make better looking talking Doofy plush dolls.

I wish I lived close to a ski resort, since I live in the Northeastern U.S.

Wish Granted: Good luck working your new ski lift hours of 2AM to 11:30 PM!

I wish all of you were Canadian.

Granted! Now we can all freeze our socks of in Winnipeg winters(They kill!)

I wish my friends likes phineas and ferb too.

(Ooh, Doopliss and Ferbelle, you're Canadian too? Granted, I've lived in the US for most of my life, but I'm Canadian by citizenship and proud of it. )

Granted! All of your friends like Phineas and Ferb, but now whenever an episode comes on they all crowd around the TV and you can't see a thing.

I wish this essay would write itself... well, mind you.

Granted, but it's so good that your teacher thinks you cheated

I wish I wasn't such a nobody!

Granted! Now you are famous, so famous in fact that your every word is published in the tabloids, and you are constantly swarmed by paparazzi.

I wish that I could write a decent fanfic.

Poof! You are now writing beauty-mous fanfics and whipping up a storm! They end up being published and the paparazzi is now stalking you! *sniffle* All because of 'Flynn-Dixie'...
I wish our new song to learn in choir was the Special Agent Oso theme.

Poof! Now your teacher will only make you people sing the theme song of Special Agent Oso.

I wish I could be surrounded by mounds of candy.

Granted, unfourtnatly you gain ten pounds and as an added bounus hate candy forever!

I wish I could build a rollercoaster.

Granted! You now have all of the tools you need to make a Rollercoaster. Oh wait......."we are going to need a blowtorch and some more peanut butter".

I wish I could fly across the galaxy at speeds much, much greater than that of light.

Granted, but now you vanish into the icy cold soul sucking drakness of space for all eternity.

I wish I had a blowtorch and some more peanut butter.

Granted! Your coaster is even cooler than Phineas and Ferb's... but, unfortunately, someone broke their finger on entry and is now suing your family for all they have. Have fun in court!

I wish my Philosophy paper would write itself.

Granted! now you have a wonderfull paper, too wonderfull, aperently it copied itself from a website.

I wish It was firday.

Granted! I used the Date-Change-inator to make today Friday.

I wish I had all of the chocolate milk in the world.

Granted! Only it turns out you have mysteriously developed an allergy to dairy.

I wish my little brother would stop throwing all of his stuffed animals at me.

Granted! As it appears, the stuffed animals have now mysteriously vanished. Weird. But in addition, your brother is still letting off steam. We could only wonder what he has in his hands now...

I wish popsicles (ice lollies) would stop magically appearing on the 'Chicken Breast: No Added Hormones or Steroids' package because it's really getting strange.

Wish granted....Ice lollies will now magically appear on your head instead when you try to go to seep. btw Love how you put Ice lollies in brackets!

I wish that everytime I touched something it wouldn't rot and melt away when I want to talk to it

Granted! Now everytime you look at somthing it will rot and melt away.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

Granted! But now what mysteries lie inside it....?

I wish Hunter would give me back my pencil that he "borrowed".

Granted! You decide upon a wish so impetetrable that nobody will reply to your post... and so, the thread dies. Forum-Killer!

I wish I were bilingual in English and Spanish.

Granted! But is it too comfortable...?

I wish I could never get hand cramps from typing too much.

No, I don't have carpal tunnel or however it is you spell it! I think that's right...